Opinion Peice: Enough With the Remakes Already!
Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Pink Ray Gun, Supernatural Comments Off on Opinion Peice: Enough With the Remakes Already!Given that Ackles and Padalecki are both starring in remakes of slasher films, I had some opinions rattling around in my head. Instead of allowing them to keep me up late at night, I decided to write them down, and heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere they are!
An excerpt:
“First, what’s up with the 3-D? Hollywood is in LOVE with 3-D these days and that might be because they are on crack, but it didn’t work the first time, it barely works at Disneyland now, so why do they keep trying? It’s had its heyday, it’s come and gone a dozen times, and it has never worked. I just wish the lovers of 3-D would just give it UP and move on. I think that Hollywood gets a little bored and somehow imagines that because 3-D is so fun for them to work with, that all the rest of us will enjoy it too. They’re like pushers or something. But the bottom line is, if the story sucks, 3-D is not going to help you, and if it’s a great story, why the hell do you need 3-D? Like my archery teacher at summer camp said, “Pretty arrows do not a bulls eye make.””
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